Wow!!

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Wow, on point.

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Solomon Njathi

The guy behind the keys!

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I’M MY OWN GRANDPA!! by Ray Stevens

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Song writer (Ray Stevens)

This really made my day!
I was married to a widow, who was pretty as can be.
This widow, had a grown-up daughter,
Who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her and soon they too were wed.
This made my dad my son-in-law,
And really changed my life.
Now my daughter was my mother,
Cause she was my father’s wife.
And to complicate the matter,
Even though it brought me joy,
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.
My little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad,
And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad.
For, if-if he were my uncle, then that also made him brother
Of the widow’s grown up daughter, who was of course, my stepmother.
Uh huh.
Father’s wife then had a son who kept them on the run,
And he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter’s son.
My wife is now my mother’s mother, and it makes me blue.
Because although she is my wife, she’s my grandmother too.
God.
Now, if my wife is my grandmother, I am her grandchild, yeah.
And every time I think of it, heh! Nearly drives me wild.
Cause now I have become, the strangest case you ever saw,
As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa.
Oh I’m my own grandpa.
I’m my own grandpa.
It sounds funny I know, but it really is so,
Oh I’m my own grandpa.
I’m my own grandpa.
I’m my own grandpa.
Talk about incest!
It sounds funny I know, but it really is so,
I’m my own grandpa

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HUSBANDS

She is cheap because she loved you. She is fat because she gave birth. She is bitter in her heart because she was badly hurt. She is boring in bed because you killed her affection. You cheated on her a million times but she still decided not to walk away. You treated her like a joke, & she acted like it was all funny. Don’t judge her choice of life, without understanding the reasons.
A hurt woman is a very dangerous woman. she forgives quickly but she doesn’t forget that easily. She want you to own up your mistakes, but you choose to ignore her rhetoric questions. Even in 20 years to come, she will still remind you that one question you left pending. Its completely not her fault to carry on with the past. She is wired that way. ‘How hard is it to solve issues?’. Her pain doesn’t heal just like that, but she opt to live with the burden. She fakes that smile. She fakes that orgasm. She fakes everything, just not to kill your Ego. She weigh the odds but bury the pain under her feet. She cries at night, but in the morning she acts like everything is fine. Deep inside she died decades ago, the intimacy is all gone, her inner peace is no longer there, she is hurt & tired of all the drama, tired of being not good enough, tired of games & tired of life. Everyone thinks she is happily married but if only they knew.

Source love relationship & marriage

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Have My Heart

Wow, nice poem

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Have My Heart

This usually only happen
One day in February annually,
When the media gives reminders
After he’d forgotten all year practically.

So he got her a teddy bear,
She cut off its head tore it apart
Pulled out all the stuffing
Emptying its plump parts.

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Quote #3 for Valentine

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5 Things We Bet You Didn’t Know About Valentine’s Day !

VenueMonk Blog

Flowers, candy, red hearts and romance. That’s what Valentine’s Day is all about, right?

Well, probably not! It’s actually much more than that. So, VenueMonk brings you some interesting facts about Valentine’s Day that you definitely had no idea about. Have a look:

1. Origin

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The origin of this lover’s day goes back as early as 270 A.D and is believed to commemorate the anniversary of St. Valentine’s death. St Valentine, a Roman priest was martyred on or around February 14. When Emperor Claudius II decided that single men made better soldiers than those with wives and families, he outlawed marriage for young men. Valentine, realizing the injustice of the decree, defied Claudius and continued to perform marriages for young lovers in secret. When Valentine’s actions were discovered, Claudius ordered that he be put to death.

2. A Pagan festival in February

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The pagan celebration of Lupercalia was celebrated on…

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Valentines Gifts for under £5

The Mummy Stylist

Valentine’s Day is coming up again. It used to be a big deal when my husband and I were dating, as obviously we didn’t see each other as much. Nowadays, it’s just another silly day, as we know we love each other, we don’t need a day to tell us this! So I said to him, “Are we doing Valentine’s Day this year?” He goes, yeah, with a £5 budget. Now that is a challenge! What can you get for £5? I had a scour across the internet, and this is what I’ve come up with:

Valentines Gifts for a Fiver

  1. Red Love Photo Frame – Tesco – £1.50
  2. Joe & Sephs Charmingly Smooth Popcorn – BHS – £2.63
  3. Chupa Flower Display – Wilko – £3.50
  4. Valentine’s Heart Mirror – Poundland – £1
  5. George Home Love Light Cushion – Asda – £5
  6. Dozen Sweetheart Roses – Lidl – £3
  7. Be My Valentine Mug – Sainsbury’s…

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Top 5 Tips for Meditation

Fit&Grateful

MEDITATION1Meditating is hard. It can seem like a daunting task and after repeated failure it is easy to just give up. But there is a reason they call it a practice! Just like a yoga practice, every single day is unique and you never know what will surface when you take the time to practice.

The most important things are actually the simplest.

  1. Create a set time in your schedule. At first it is best to do it first thing in the morning when you wake up. You may want to splash some water on your face and brush your teeth to make sure you don’t fall back to sleep!
  2. Designate a set duration. When beginning a practice it can be hard to set aside part of your day to sit still. You may want to start with three minutes on the first day and set an alarm. See how…

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Why I have no new year resolutions

So, my resolution is to not put pressure on myself like I have done the past year, and take each day at a time

Aspiring actress

Every year without a doubt, I sit on New Years making a list of things I want to achieve and do. And then comes the next year and I realise I failed at my task…But this year I haven’t. Why you ask? I simply don’t want to put pressure on myself anymore, I want to start taking every day as it comes, with out obsessing over the tiniest things.

I feel like a lot of people put way too much pressure on themselves; to be the fitter, to be healthier, to save money, to go to bed earlier ect… When in all honesty you should just do what makes you happy! It’s as simple as that. If you enjoy chocolate, eat it. If you want to watch a film late at night, do it. If you want to ride your bike, ride it.

Also, I think a lot of people…

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