I’M MY OWN GRANDPA!! by Ray Stevens


Song writer (Ray Stevens)

This really made my day!
I was married to a widow, who was pretty as can be.
This widow, had a grown-up daughter,
Who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her and soon they too were wed.
This made my dad my son-in-law,
And really changed my life.
Now my daughter was my mother,
Cause she was my father’s wife.
And to complicate the matter,
Even though it brought me joy,
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.
My little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad,
And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad.
For, if-if he were my uncle, then that also made him brother
Of the widow’s grown up daughter, who was of course, my stepmother.
Uh huh.
Father’s wife then had a son who kept them on the run,
And he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter’s son.
My wife is now my mother’s mother, and it makes me blue.
Because although she is my wife, she’s my grandmother too.
Now, if my wife is my grandmother, I am her grandchild, yeah.
And every time I think of it, heh! Nearly drives me wild.
Cause now I have become, the strangest case you ever saw,
As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa.
Oh I’m my own grandpa.
I’m my own grandpa.
It sounds funny I know, but it really is so,
Oh I’m my own grandpa.
I’m my own grandpa.
I’m my own grandpa.
Talk about incest!
It sounds funny I know, but it really is so,
I’m my own grandpa



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She is cheap because she loved you. She is fat because she gave birth. She is bitter in her heart because she was badly hurt. She is boring in bed because you killed her affection. You cheated on her a million times but she still decided not to walk away. You treated her like a joke, & she acted like it was all funny. Don’t judge her choice of life, without understanding the reasons.
A hurt woman is a very dangerous woman. she forgives quickly but she doesn’t forget that easily. She want you to own up your mistakes, but you choose to ignore her rhetoric questions. Even in 20 years to come, she will still remind you that one question you left pending. Its completely not her fault to carry on with the past. She is wired that way. ‘How hard is it to solve issues?’. Her pain doesn’t heal just like that, but she opt to live with the burden. She fakes that smile. She fakes that orgasm. She fakes everything, just not to kill your Ego. She weigh the odds but bury the pain under her feet. She cries at night, but in the morning she acts like everything is fine. Deep inside she died decades ago, the intimacy is all gone, her inner peace is no longer there, she is hurt & tired of all the drama, tired of being not good enough, tired of games & tired of life. Everyone thinks she is happily married but if only they knew.

Source love relationship & marriage


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